Thursday, September 13, 2012

Easiest Peanut Butter Fudge


(Original post August 11, 2012 @ mtable.wordpress.com.)

For this post, I was planning on telling a lovely story about how much I love chocolate, and how much my clearly deranged husband hates it. Hence, the peanut butter fudge instead of chocolate fudge. But instead I'm going to complain.
Before I pin a recipe, I always click on the link. I like to check out the ingredients and, when it's a blog, I enjoy reading what the blogger has to say. So it annoys me greatly when I pin a promising recipe only to come back a week later to find this:
AMG REPORTED!
Really? Because I visited the site and found no spam or inappropriate content. In fact, I clicked on this particular recipe at least twice. Once when I discovered it, and once when I made it; however when I went to click on it just a moment ago, I received the grey Pinterest screen of death. This is the second time this has happened to me. I went in search of the original link and found it. I still couldn't find any spam or inappropriate content. It's just a forum with a recipe that I want. Because I hate having broken pins laying around on my Pinterest boards, I did a search and found the recipe at Allrecipe.com. It's exactly the same as my inappropriate pin. It even uses the same image. I'm guessing the original link that I'd pinned was copied directly from Allrecipe.com. Is that a reportable offense or are  people just dicks who get their jollies reporting things for no real reason?
Okay, I feel better. Now that that's out of the way. Let's get to the foods!
Difficulty: 2 (1 = Opening Potato Chips, 10 = Baked Alaska)
Let's get makin'!
Sooooooooo much sugar!
It's simple to make. The instructions are super short. "Melt butter in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Stir in brown sugar and milk. Bring to a boil and boil for 2 minutes, stirring frequently. Remove from heat. Stir in peanut butter and vanilla. Pour over confectioners sugar in a large mixing bowl. Beat until smooth; pour into an 8x8 inch dish. Chill until firm and cut into squares."
Here is the the warm mixture freshly poured. It looks a lot like I dumped peanut butter into a pan.
The waiting is the hardest part.
I covered the pan and popped it in the fridge. It took forever to cool. Okay, it didn't really take that long, but I was ready to eat it warm with a spoon. Eventually, it cooled and was ready to nom!
Left: Mine - Right: AllRecipe.com
There's nothing like peanut butter flavored sugar. Just one piece and I think I almost went into a diabetic coma. Yeah, it's just that good. I'm not certain, but it might be addictive. You have been warned, it's super sweet, but it's one of those sweets that's difficult to stop eating. All day I've been popping into the fridge for a piece. Bottom line, if you're on a diet, you may want to give this one a miss, but if you're not and you like sweet things, make this! Make it now!
Final Rating: 9 (1 - Terribad, 10 - Mouthwatering)

Crockpot French Dip


(Originally posted August 5, 2012 @ mtable.wordpress.org.)

I've always been a huge fan of roast beef sandwiches, particularly the French dip. There's something warm and inviting about taking a hot roast beef sandwich and dipping it into a savory au jus. I think the first French dip I ever had was from Arbys when I was roughly eight or nine years old. I was in love. Since then I've had far better versions of the sandwich. I've made French dip burgers (very good FYI), but I've never attempted the sandwich itself. Until now...
Difficulty: 4 (1 = Toast!, 10 = Souffle)
As always, the ingredients:
Yeah, that's a $5 bottle of wine. You wanna fight about it?
Why two pictures, you ask? Thanks to my husband, I slept in that morning, and, in my haste to get the ingredients in the crock pot so they cook for the full 8ish hours, I nearly forgot to take pictures. (You can see the beef broth has already been used.) And when I did take the picture, I left out a few key ingredients. It would be awfully messy trying to eat this without the rolls.
It's pretty simple to make. Salt and pepper the meat and dump everything (excluding the bread and cheese of course) into the crock pot. It looks like this:
Into the crock pot!
Have I mentioned how much I love my crock pot? Well, I do. It's a recent addition to my kitchen. I received it as an anniversary present from my mother just a few months ago. I love that I can throw everything in it and forget it until dinner time. Even better than that, it doesn't turn my house into a sauna in the summer like my oven does.
But I digress. So, everything was in the crock pot and crocking away. During my 8ish hours of waiting, I read a few of the comments on the recipe's site, and I began to fret. Most of the reviews were favorable, but then I read the following. " It tastes nothing like a french dip. Instead, it’s almost like eating a shredded pot roast on a french roll," says Heike. Hmmm. Well that doesn't sound terrible, but I wanted a French dip sandwich. Fingers crossed that Heike was wrong, I continued to wait.
When it came time to take the meat out, it smelled wonderful. I let it rest covered for fifteen minutes.
Crock potted for 7 1/2 hours.
After letting it rest, I "sliced" it. Here's where the plan fell apart... literally. The recipe tells you to "slice" the beef. I did my best, but it basically fell apart as soon as my knife touched it. It was less me slicing and more it collapsing.
"Sliced"

I was worried this would affect the quality of the sandwich, but I persevered! I put the sliced beef back into the crock pot where the au jus (which is just a fancy way of saying beef juice) was still percolating. Twenty minutes later it was ready. Voila! The finished product!
I didn't realize I got my son's toy in the picture.
First, that is not a French roll as the recipe calls for. My local commissary didn't have any fresh baked French rolls, so I went with Kaiser rolls instead. Second, I don't know what kind of French dips Heike has been eating, because this tasted a lot like a French dip. In fact, it tasted exactly like a French dip, a very good French dip. The meat was tender and flavorful. It had soaked up the flavor of the liquid. I'm not a big fan of red wine, so I was was afraid it would be too strong. I needn't have worried. It was the perfect addition to the meat and the au jus.
Even my husband who is not a big roast beef eater, enjoyed his sandwich. If you're a French dip or roast beef fan, I highly recommend this recipe.
Final Rating: 9 (1 = Yuck!, 10 = Awesome!)